Official Marketing Text:
No, don’t you dare! Don’t you dare! God dangit, God DANGIT I don’t know what’s happening!
CaptainSparklez has been sculpted at 4.8 inches tall, wearing a glorious red and gold overcoat over a white shirt with a crisp collar, black pants, and grey shoes. He holds out a large sword in his right hand and carries a gold crown in his left. Shading his eyes, he wears stylish red sunglasses. His double-walled window box places CaptainSparklez inside his Minecraft server, the exterior illustrated with a castle while the inside showcases a cozy warm fireplace. This collectible ships in a matte, embossed, protective outer sleeve and a custom sized plastic protector for maximum protection during shipping.
