Weathervanes, pantries, wooden rocking horses, tin soldiers, goldfish ponds, taffy, fire engines, moth balls, dominoes, cuckoo clocks, and a giant squid: stories that "I believe, one day, I will be forced to tell you," says Millionaire. In the meantime, we must be amused as Uncle Gabby, the Sock Monkey, finds Chinese finger handcuffs and a baby bird in a nest. The exploits that will follow can only be assumed.