Clerks Inaction Figures

SNOOTCH TO THE NOOTCH! The View Askewniverse comes to life with characters from Kevin Smith's New Jersey Trilogy (y'know - the one consisting of 5 films and one short-lived cartoon)! Collect all of your favorite characters from Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, presented in the Clerks cartoon style. Zero posability! Zero points of articulation! Zero action!

And at a suggested retail price of nine thirty-seven ("Thirty seven?!?"), the price on these inaction figures are as lackluster as their features. Whether sitting atop your computer or your car dashboard, they're here to serve. But remember - just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you.

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SNOOTCH TO THE NOOTCH! The View Askewniverse comes to life with characters from Kevin Smith's New Jersey Trilogy (y'know - the one consisting of 5 films and one short-lived cartoon)! Collect all of your favorite characters from Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, presented in the Clerks cartoon style. Zero posability! Zero points of articulation! Zero action!

And at a suggested retail price of nine thirty-seven ("Thirty seven?!?"), the price on these inaction figures are as lackluster as their features. Whether sitting atop your computer or your car dashboard, they're here to serve. But remember - just because they serve you, doesn't mean they like you.

Subject ID: 106156

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