hi, it’s your fridge. remember that chunk of meatloaf you left in the back a couple months ago? well i’m here to tell you that it’s gone bad.
there are approximately 35 different strains of e coil on it as we speak, each of which is extremely resistant of antibiotics. what the hell were you thinking? how could you even forget it? iTS MEATLOAF. where did you think it went? i expect an apology, because now i’ve got that rotten thing to deal with. ITS ON MY SHELVES AFTER ALL. this is 100% your fault. i knew something was wrong when yOu showed up to pick up my ass from home depot. you’re done bitch. this is it. sit down, i’ve had enough of you.
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