"You give me a gift? Bam! Thank You note. You invite me somewhere? Pow! RSVP. You do me a favor? Wham! Favor returned. Do not test my politeness."
Sporting his signature banjo, Cornell alumni and paper salesman Andrew "Nard Dog" Bernard is ready to play his showtunes and sing some a cappella as he spends his days with the Dunder Mifflin office crew!